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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Na ulicy nikt go raczej nie pomyli z popularnym jeszcze do nie dawana pod remizami i osiedlowymi trzepakami pospolitym e trzydzie\u015bci sze\u015b\u0107 .<\/p>\n

ALPINA B3\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\u00a02997 cm\u00b3\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\u00a0250 KM\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\u00a0184 kW\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\u00a0320 Nm\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\u00a06 cylindr\u00f3w w rz\u0119dzie\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\u00a0V-max ze skrzyni\u0105 manualn\u0105 powy\u017cej 255 km\/h\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\u00a00-100 km\/h 6.1 sek.\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\u00a0Produkowany w latach 1993 – 1996\u00a0\u25aa\ufe0f<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Seria e36 to obok Opla Calibra chyba najbardziej krzywdzone przez wszelkiej ma\u015bci agrotuner\u00f3w BMW w historii marki. Na szcz\u0119\u015bcie zam\u0119czone egzemplarze widuje si\u0119 ju\u017c coraz rzadziej. Konaj\u0105 pod p\u0142otami i szrotami. Za to zachowane w oryginalnym stanie e trzy sz\u00f3stki wracaj\u0105 poma\u0142u do \u0142ask. Coraz cz\u0119\u015bciej zaczynaj\u0105 by\u0107 postrzegane jako pretendenci do miana youngtimera.<\/p>\n

ALPINA to oczywi\u015bcie zupe\u0142nie inna liga. Kr\u00f3lowa BMW. Natkn\u0105\u0142em si\u0119 na ten egzemplarz zupe\u0142nym przypadkiem. D\u0142ugi weekend, pogoda pod psem, nuda… Obowi\u0105zkowy niedzielny obiad u mamusi odb\u0119bniony. Na pierwszego drinka jeszcze za wcze\u015bnie (pisz\u0119 te s\u0142owa zanim sko\u0144czy\u0142a si\u0119 niedzielna suma w ko\u015bciele), zreszt\u0105 dopiero co doszed\u0142em do siebie po pi\u0105tkowej ma\u0142ej w\u00f3deczce z kolegami. Dzia\u0142o si\u0119, oj dzia\u0142o. Najpierw Belvedere’k, potem bimberek… Byli\u015bmy kr\u00f3lami nocy. Po ka\u017cdej nocy przychodzi w ko\u0144cu dzie\u0144, jak to \u015bpiewa\u0142 niegdy\u015b Cugowski i w sobotni poranek nie by\u0142o ju\u017c tak kolorowo\u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/span>\u00a0Zatem siedz\u0119 sobie sam w domciu, bo Najwy\u017csza Instancja wydymi\u0142a do kole\u017canek na kawusi\u0119. Na kawusi\u0119… tak po prawdzie to k\u0142u\u0107 je po oczach nowymi butami, ale niech tam. Czasami mam wra\u017cenie, \u017ce gdyby nie moja Go\u0142\u0105beczka, to ZALANDO i co poniekt\u00f3re butiki musia\u0142by zwija\u0107 interes. Uwielbiam te nasze pogaduszki.
\n– o! Nowe buty? – zagaduj\u0119
\n– a sk\u0105d! 5 lat je ju\u017c mam! Tylko wcze\u015bniej by\u0142y niemodne, dlatego le\u017ca\u0142y w szafie.
\n… a Remondis nie nad\u0105\u017ca odbiera\u0107 tektury sprzed domu.
\nAle dosy\u0107 ju\u017c o tym, bo mamy podpisany pakt o nieagresji. Ja nie pytam o buty, a sam nie jestem pytany o samochody. I moje dywagacje mog\u0105 zosta\u0107 poczytane jako jednostronne zerwanie tej umowy bez zachowania okresu wypowiedzenia\u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tak wi\u0119c w rozgonieniu niedzielnej nudy jak zwykle przyszed\u0142 mi w sukurs internet. Wygrzeba\u0142em z jego zakamark\u00f3w takie oto cudo z 1995 roku z umiarkowanym przebiegiem 117000 km. I si\u0119 w\u0142a\u015bnie zastanawiam czy to ju\u017c czas zamieni\u0107 mojego srebrnego kebaba na kebaba niebieskiego.
\nhttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/CentrumMotoZawady\/posts\/2221926134544007<\/a><\/p>\n

Wyj\u0105tkowo poniedzia\u0142kowy post ukazuje si\u0119 w niedziel\u0119, gdy\u017c jutro czerwona kartka w kalendarzu, wi\u0119c bior\u0119 wychodne.<\/p>\n

\ud83d\udd19<\/span><\/span>\u26fd\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83d\udd1c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Jed\u017a & Jedz z CMZ<\/a>\u00a0QualityPro<\/a>\u00a0Selected Premium Cars<\/a>\u00a0SelectedBMW<\/a>\u00a0Klasyki marze\u0144<\/a>\u00a0Smart Detailing<\/a>\u00a0BMW e21 315 SYNEK<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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