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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Ballada o Brzydkim Kacz\u0105tku
\n(bez podtekst\u00f3w politycznych)\u00a0\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mama moja, zwana potocznie Babci\u0105 zamarzy\u0142a o samochodzie, kt\u00f3ry b\u0119dzie spe\u0142nia\u0142 jasno sprecyzowane przez ni\u0105 wymogi:
\n– b\u0119dzie tani
\n– b\u0119dzie przestronny
\n– nie b\u0119dzie go „szkoda” u\u017cytkowa\u0107 w warunkach dzia\u0142kowych, b\u0119dzie wozi\u0107 le\u017caki na pla\u017c\u0119 i r\u00f3\u017cne szparga\u0142y mi\u0119dzy dzia\u0142kami
\n– tylko i wy\u0142\u0105cznie automatyczna skrzynia bieg\u00f3w
\n– silnik benzynowy + mile widziana spr\u0119\u017carka<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

I tak oto jaki\u015b czas temu przed bram\u0105\u00a0Auto Hornet<\/a>\u00a0wyl\u0105dowa\u0142o Volvo V70 2.5T bielsze ni\u017ali szaty papie\u017ca (jak powszechnie wiadomo aktualnemu papie biel m\u0105c\u0105 nieco przebijaj\u0105ce spod sutanny czarne porci\u0119ta). Babcia powiadomiona o odebraniu przesy\u0142ki natychmiast przyst\u0105pi\u0142a do dzia\u0142ania. Zjawi\u0142a si\u0119 w warsztacie rowerem (sic!) i z centymetrem w r\u0119ku przyst\u0105pi\u0142a do wzi\u0119cia z Volvo miary. Pierwszy test przeszed\u0142 pozytywnie, baga\u017cnik V70 po\u0142kn\u0105\u0142 babciny rower i by\u0142o jeszcze miejsce na nast\u0119pny. Dalsze pomiary tak\u017ce spe\u0142ni\u0142y oczekiwania, bowiem centymetr jednoznacznie wykaza\u0142, \u017ce baga\u017cnik po\u0142knie te\u017c lod\u00f3wk\u0119 Samsunga na le\u017c\u0105co. Szcz\u0119\u015bliwie Babcia nie planowa\u0142a przewozi\u0107 jej w pionie i to pomimo, \u017ce na li\u015bcie wyposa\u017cenia Szweda jest te\u017c szyberdach\u00a0\"\"\ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/span>
\nWizyta w\u0142a\u015bcicielki uturbionego volviaka wywr\u00f3ci\u0142a te\u017c grafik przyj\u0119\u0107 w serwisie, autorytarnie bowiem stwierdzi\u0142a, \u017ce nie obowi\u0105zuje j\u0105 \u017cadna kolejka, bia\u0142as ma priorytet, reszta mo\u017ce czeka\u0107, Babcia nie\u00a0\"\"\ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/span>\u00a0#<\/span>AutoHornet<\/span><\/span><\/a>z Babci\u0105 zadziera\u0107 nie mia\u0142 zamiaru i w ci\u0105gu kilku dni, auto zosta\u0142o solidnie przejrzane, niezb\u0119dne poprawki dokonane, czynnik w klimie wymieniony, za\u0142o\u017cone oryginalne audio (by\u0142em w szoku, koszt 60 z\u0142), oleje wymienione, nowe opony za\u0142o\u017cone, zbie\u017cno\u015b\u0107 skorygowana.
\n25 czerwca 2017 roku Babcia spakowa\u0142a do V70 baga\u017ce na wywczas, dwa rowery, dwa psy z wyprawk\u0105, wnuczka, przekr\u0119ci\u0142a kluczyk w stacyjce w pozycj\u0119 IGNITION i tyle\u015bmy j\u0105 widzieli…<\/p>\n

Wie\u015b\u0107 gminna, niesie, \u017ce Babcia i jej Volvo s\u0105 widywani od Tr\u00f3jmiasta po Ko\u0142obrzeg, kombiak zosta\u0142 now\u0105 rodzinn\u0105 maskotk\u0105, Babcia nie chce go odda\u0107 nawet na kr\u00f3tk\u0105 sesj\u0119 zdj\u0119ciow\u0105, st\u0105d mam tylko 5 fot z dnia kiedy przyjecha\u0142 – czyli zlecona przez Babci\u0119 misja zako\u0144czy\u0142a si\u0119 sukcesem. No mo\u017ce z tym „tanio” to nie do ko\u0144ca mi si\u0119 uda\u0142o, ale o tym to sza\u00a0\"\"\ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A sk\u0105d tytu\u0142 tej opowie\u015bci zapytacie, ano st\u0105d, \u017ce na pocz\u0105tku nie widzia\u0142em w tym aucie potencja\u0142u, kt\u00f3ry po kr\u00f3tkich zabiegach piel\u0119gnacyjnych pozwoli\u0142 ujrze\u0107 w nim \u0142ab\u0119dzia\u00a0\"\"\ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Volvo V70 2.5T 193 KM 270 Nm dost\u0119pny ju\u017c od 1800 obr. rok produkcji 1998 przebieg 131200 km (by\u0142 taki w chwili zakupu, Babcia dokr\u0119ci\u0142a ju\u017c dobre 1,5 tysi\u0105ca km) i oryginalny lakier na ca\u0142ym aucie\u00a0\"\"\ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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