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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Prawie jak\u00a0#<\/span>Tesla<\/span><\/span><\/a>\u00a0\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\u00a0a to tylko babcine dwudziestoletnie\u00a0#<\/span>Volvo<\/span><\/span><\/a>\u00a0V70. Babcia ostatnio nadszarpn\u0119\u0142a powa\u017cnie emerytur\u0119 i zam\u00f3wi\u0142a w\u00a0Dom Volvo<\/a>nowy kluczyk (Made in Germany) i dwa ekskluzywne piloty (Made in Japan) do swojego wakacyjnego powozu. Uwielbiam obserwowa\u0107 te b\u0142yski zaskoczenia w oczach doradc\u00f3w serwisowych kiedy wpadam do\u00a0#<\/span>ASO<\/span><\/span><\/a>\u00a0tak wiekowym autem\u00a0\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\u00a0Przy okazji okaza\u0142o si\u0119, \u017ce w dzisiejszych czasach zakodowanie immobilizera w kluczyku w pierwszej serii V70 nie jest wcale spraw\u0105 prost\u0105, ale panowie w serwisie wzi\u0119li odwa\u017cnie byka za rogi i uporali si\u0119 ze z\u0142o\u015bliwo\u015bci\u0105 rzeczy martwej. Miejsce oceniam jako przyjazne, pan doradca Piotr potrafi opisa\u0107 napotkany problem w spos\u00f3b tak ujmuj\u0105cy, \u017ce cz\u0142owiek zaczyna si\u0119 prawie cieszy\u0107, i\u017c zamiast sp\u0119dzi\u0107 w serwisie p\u00f3\u0142 godziny b\u0119dzie czeka\u0142 na samoch\u00f3d 3 dni\u00a0\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\u00a0U mnie maj\u0105 du\u017cego +<\/span><\/p>\n

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Tak na marginesie, to troszk\u0119 si\u0119 obawiam, \u017ce kiedy przyjedzie do mnie VOLVO 850 T5-R i Babcia si\u0119 nim przejedzie, to te\u017c go ju\u017c nie odda\u00a0\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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