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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Bo do tanga trzeba dwojga…<\/p>\n

Stacje benzynowe nierozerwalnie kojarz\u0105 si\u0119 z motoryzacj\u0105, cho\u0107 ostatnio coraz cz\u0119\u015bciej przypominaj\u0105 krzy\u017c\u00f3wk\u0119 monopolowego z budk\u0105 serwuj\u0105c\u0105 kebaby.<\/p>\n

My\u015bla\u0142em, \u017ce nic nie jest w stanie mnie zaskoczy\u0107, a jednak! Kiedy wszed\u0142em do toalety na stacji\u00a0PKN ORLEN<\/a>\u00a0niedaleko\u00a0Konin<\/a>\u00a0stan\u0105\u0142em jak wryty. Urocza fotka w komentarzu.<\/p>\n

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W pierwszej chwili pomy\u015bla\u0142em, \u017ce musz\u0119 poczeka\u0107 przed skorzystaniem przynajmniej na jeszcze jednego wsp\u00f3\u0142pasa\u017cera. W kupie pono\u0107 ra\u017aniej, a jak trafi si\u0119 kto\u015b uczynny, to i papier poda. Na upartego w bryd\u017ca da si\u0119 tam zagra\u0107, wszak urz\u0105dze\u0144 w kabinie wystarczy dla czterech\u00a0\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Przygoda zacz\u0119\u0142a si\u0119 w poprzedni\u0105 \u015brod\u0119, kiedy to wpad\u0142em na pomys\u0142, aby z Warszawy do Poznania wybra\u0107 si\u0119 star\u0105 tras\u0105 \u0142\u0105cz\u0105c\u0105 te dwa znane o\u015brodki seksu i biznesu, czyli drog\u0105 nr 92. Niegdy\u015b by\u0142a to trasa przez m\u0119k\u0119, zanim cz\u0142owiek docz\u0142apa\u0142 si\u0119 do kawa\u0142ka atrapy autostrady zaczynaj\u0105cej si\u0119 w Koninie, by\u0142 zm\u0119czony jak ko\u0144 po westernie. Ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wka za ci\u0119\u017car\u00f3wk\u0105, podw\u00f3jne ci\u0105g\u0142e linie, wysepki, wypadki, praktycznie ka\u017cda pr\u00f3ba wyprzedzania ko\u0144czy\u0142a si\u0119 wyrzutem adrenaliny do organizmu.<\/p>\n

I powiem Wam, \u017ce na odcinku Warszawa – Sochaczew niewiele si\u0119 przez ostatnie lata zmieni\u0142o. T\u0142oczno, co chwil\u0119 jaki\u015b dzban pr\u00f3buje wyprzedza\u0107 tam gdzie nie powinien, wolna amerykanka…<\/p>\n

Za to im dalej od\u00a0Sochaczew<\/a>, tym lu\u017aniej. Bywa\u0142y nawet odcinki, gdzie jecha\u0142em zupe\u0142nie sam. Przydro\u017cny przemys\u0142 rozrywkowy wymar\u0142 przy tej drodze zupe\u0142nie. Nie widzia\u0142em ani jednego le\u015bnego skrzata, nie \u017cebym mia\u0142 potrzeb\u0119 zawrze\u0107 z takim skrzatem znajomo\u015b\u0107, odnotowuj\u0119 to jedynie z kronikarskiego obowi\u0105zku.<\/p>\n

O\u00a0Pozna\u0144 Motor Show<\/a>\u00a0ju\u017c pisa\u0142em, wi\u0119c nie b\u0119d\u0119 si\u0119 powtarza\u0142. Na wycieczk\u0119 wybra\u0142em si\u0119 CL’em ubranym w fata\u0142aszki\u00a0Lorinser<\/a>, kt\u00f3remu nada\u0142em wdzi\u0119czny pseudonim „Kotylion”. Jego 7 biegowa automatyczna skrzynia z dnia na dzie\u0144 coraz bardziej przypada mi go gustu.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/CentrumMotoZawady\/posts\/2484808264922458<\/a><\/p>\n

\ud83d\udd19<\/span><\/span>\u26fd\ufe0f<\/span><\/span>\ud83d\udd1c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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